Unrepentant Obituary Deemed Best Ever
Sunday 27th of May 2012 06:25:28 AM
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| Full Title: He Enjoyed Booze, Guns, Cars, and Younger Women Until the Day He Died: Unrepentant Obituary Deemed Best Ever ------------------------------------------------------- Michael Flathead Blanchards obituary, published in the Denver Post on April 12, bears little resemblance to the standard in memoriam. Penned by Blanchard before his death, the obituary notes, among other things, that Blanchard was weary of reading obituaries noting someones courageous battle with death. Rather, he wanted it known that he died as a result of being stubborn, refusing to follow doctors orders and raising hell for more than six decades. He enjoyed booze, guns, cars, and younger... |
Obituary: Michael "Flathead" Blanchard (Funniest Thing You Will Read All Day)
Sunday 27th of May 2012 06:25:28 AM
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| Blanchard, Michael "Flathead" 1944 ~ 2012 A Celebration of the life of Michael "Flathead" Blanchard will be held on April 14th, 3 pm 8160 Rosemary St, Commerce City. Weary of reading obituaries noting someone's courageous battle with death, Mike wanted it known that he died as a result of being stubborn, refusing to follow doctors' orders and raising hell for more than six decades. He enjoyed booze, guns, cars and younger women until the day he died. Mike was born July 1944 in Colorado to Clyde and Ethel Blanchard. A community activist, he is noted for saving the Dr. Justina... |
100-pound catfish invade Susquehanna
Sunday 27th of May 2012 06:25:28 AM
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| <p>LANCASTER -- One-hundred pound flathead catfish could eventually take over the Susquehanna River and disrupt its ecosystem, according to the Pennsylvania Fish and Boat Commission.</p> <p>Last week, commission officials confirmed that the species recently entered the Susquehanna River. And officials are worried the predatory fish, which can reach more than 100 pounds, could cause problems for other species.</p> |
Alien Catfish Species Found in N.J. Canal (Flathead)
Sunday 27th of May 2012 06:25:28 AM
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| LAMBERTVILLE, N.J. - An alien species of catfish has been caught in the Delaware Raritan Canal, prompting fears among environmental officials that the voracious predator could devastate native catfish, sunfish and some sturgeon populations the way it has in southeastern states. "The threat of the flathead is significant," Department of Environmental Protection Commissioner Bradley M. Campbell said in a statement Wednesday. "Anglers should report any catches or sightings of this fish to the Department." In the southeast, the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service has listed the flathead as its highest priority among invasive animal species, the DEP reported. Flatheads, which... |




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